LOTR Edition #3: Good Lord, They're Breeding!
Whew! We here at The Tabloid hate to seem fixated, but there's more of these middle-Earth refugees on a daily basis! Now on the Hollywood Tour are:
Gwaihir (King Of The Eagles)
Lurtz (the head Uruk-Hai, and a real bastard too)
Tom Bombadil & Goldberry
Plus a mixed pack of spouses (spice?) and offspring:
Celeborn (Galadriel's husband)
Elladan (Elrond's son)
Frodo Gamgee (Sam's future son, and bitter he is too!)
Diamond Took (Pippin's future wife)
Celebrian (Elrond's wife, back from the Havens it seems)
We've also spotted a second Celebrian, but so far she hasn't had much to say... PS: Mr. Lurtz, our bill for two broken cameras (and one broken reporter) is in the mail.