- bob_dole -- who apparently can't type one-handed after all
- itsagoodthing -- who's delusional but hey, more Martha for everyone
Speaking of the White House, we're proud to present our new direct hotline to the man a bullet away: dick_cheney. No, he's not dead yet.
In other news, miss_cleo still hasn't scored with ronpopeil, gokou and vegita are apparently on speaking terms, and kate_moss allegedly ate an entire Tic-Tac. What this means, we aren't sure yet.